I ka manawa pinepine hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i nā wikiō o nā kaikamahine ʻeleʻele e hoʻopaʻa nei i nā kaikamahine keʻokeʻo, ma ke kumu ʻaʻole ia he mea kupanaha, no ka mea, makemake nā pranksters keʻokeʻo e holo ma luna o nā dicks ʻeleʻele, heheʻe wale lākou mai kēia hoʻokolokolo ʻana ma kona alo.
Nani nā kaikuahine! Ua makemake nui au i ka mea kahiko, momona, makua. A he manaʻo maikaʻi loa kona - e hoʻokuʻu i kona kaikaina ma kēia ʻano, ʻaʻole me kahi malihini mai ke alanui, ka mea e makaʻala ai kekahi, akā hāʻawi ʻo ia i kāna hoa kāne hoʻāʻo a ʻoiaʻiʻo. Pono nō ke kaikuaʻana e aʻo i ke kaikaina i ke amu ʻana i kāna ʻiʻo, ʻaʻohe kapa e like me kona ponoʻī, a i ʻole ke ʻoki lauoho pili maikaʻi.
Makemake au i hoʻokahi.