He ākea ākea loa! Ua like ka nui o ka anal me he kumu lāʻau a e kau ana kona labia i waho e like me ko ke kupuna wahine! ʻEhia ka nui o kāu e hoʻomake ai i kahi wahine ʻōpio e hoʻomohala i kāna mau puka e like me ia? ʻOiaʻiʻo, he nani ʻo ia ma kona kino, akā he aha ka maikaʻi inā ua hoʻomaʻamaʻa mua ʻo ia mai nā ʻaoʻao āpau a hiki i ka palena? No ka laʻana, e ʻōlelo kākou me ka penis liʻiliʻi e hoʻopaʻa ʻoe iā ia no nā hola a ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hele mai no ka mea, ʻaʻohe hakakā. Ua kapa ʻia ʻo ka lele ʻana me ka puʻupuʻu!
A he nani maoli keia kaikamahine. E pili ana i ka lua - nā wikiō hoihoi loa i ka wā i loko o ka lua ka lua i ka hale kūʻai aʻe a ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike ʻo wai kou hoa paio. ʻO kāna keikikāne, ma ke ala, he mea maikaʻi kona, a ua hoʻomake nui ʻia ke kiʻi. He maikai ko lakou kino ke nana aku.
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