He mea paʻi kiʻi ʻino, ka paparazzi. Komo mai i loko o ka lanai a kokoke e hoʻokomo i ka lens i loko o ka ʻiʻo o ka moa. A e moe ana ʻo ia ma laila me ka noʻonoʻo ʻana, "No ke aha lā kaʻu kāne ʻaʻole e kamaʻilio? Malia paha he mea hoʻopunipuni. Shit, pono kaua e pani i na paku!
He nani loa kona helehelena a he hala ʻole, akā ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke omo dick! A ʻaʻole naʻe ʻo ia ʻaʻole i hiki, ʻaʻohe ona ʻike! A ʻo ka mua - ua hoʻomohala maikaʻi ʻia a ʻoluʻolu wale ʻo ia! He wahine wela ia, aloha au i kēlā ʻano kaikamahine.