He niho momona ko ke keiki. E hoʻokuʻu i kou poke i waho, e loaʻa ana iā ʻoe kahi dick maoli ma waena o kou mau wāwae. ʻAʻole pono ʻo ia e hana nui e pili ana i ia mea, ua ʻike ʻia nā mea a pau nona ka ʻāpana pulu. Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, e pīpī wau i kēlā helehelena nani - pono nā ʻohana e pale iā lākou iho.
He aha lā! No laila makemake ʻoe e lawe selfies nou iho a i ʻole kāu ipo, e lilo i malihini naʻu. Akā, ʻo ka hana ʻana ma ke kelepona o kāu kumu, he mea ʻino. A pono ʻoe e uku no ka insolence, a ma ke kino - ʻo ia wale nō kāna mea e kali nei! A e haʻi aku wau iā ʻoe, ʻaʻole hoihoi ʻo ia i kāna mau māka. He mea nui i nā ʻīlio e like me ia ke hoʻomākeʻaka i kāna kumu i hiki ai iā lākou ke kaena aku i kā lākou mau hoaaloha. A laila e hoʻomāʻewaʻewa i kāna dick. Ma ka liʻiliʻi loa, he dick nui kēia.
Maikaʻi ʻo ia.