He ʻelemakule loa nā kāne i kēia manawa, ʻo ka mea wale nō kā lākou e hana ai, ʻo ka hele ʻana i nā blonde. Ma keʻano laulā, ʻaʻole lākou manaʻo he mau kāne ʻē aʻe a puni, ʻike ʻia nā kupuna kāne. Ua hoʻomaopopo ʻia ka hoa Blag a ʻaʻole ia e hoʻopilikia iā ia. ʻOiai, ua huhū loa nā kāne.
ʻO kahi ʻekolu me nā kaikamahine ʻelua he kumuhana maikaʻi loa no ke kāne maoli. A ʻoi aku ka nani o nā kaikamahine ʻelua e like me kēia. Nui ka makemake o nā brunettes, wehe lākou iā lākou iho, hoʻonāukiuki i ke kāne ponoʻī, ʻike maopopo lākou i kā lākou makemake. He akua ka mimi ʻelua, hoʻokahi moa e omo ana a me nā kinipōpō ʻē aʻe. I loko koke o ka anus me ka haki ʻole, ʻaʻole hiki i nā mea a pau. Aloha au i ka wā e ʻike ai nā kaikamahine a ʻaʻole pono i nā ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo.